I loved to write (still do) and I would note every stupid thing that came out of anyone's mouth. Needles to say,
rarely stopped writing. I collected all the sheets of paper and put them in a folder. I lost the folder years
ago..or I think when I moved out of my parents' house I left it and they did. Shame though. There were
some real good ones.
One time my older sister (who wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed) was reading from a scripture,
the one about the stars will answer in applause, and instead of applause, she said applesauce.
I got sent to the back with a right rolicking for laughing so hard.